Military Training

The Army released the following statement:

"The behavior displayed by the parents in the video is neither condoned nor indicative of soldiers in this command or the Army. (oh really, you've got to be shitting me! what about that year of wife beatings and murders on your base?)"
"The command takes very seriously the health and welfare of all service members    (yes, you mean this with all your heart) and their families (but unfortunately, this part is a fucking lie)."

"This command will take the appropriate actions (oh how we love parenting classes!  i hope it is as effective and entertaining as the anger management classes) as required and will continue to cooperate with civilian agencies.(oooh yes, the military is EXCELLENT at doing this.)"

You know, this could be an innocent event. Kids fight, right? Kids fight while their parents egg them on, right? Kids fight on camera while their parents egg them on, right? Kids fight, cheer, cry, and another kid steps in to intervene while their parents egg them on while taping the event, right? I mean, this happens on and of military bases, right? All everyone needs is just a little parenting classes.


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